Operation Restore Arugula

What better than a salad lunch on a warm Spring day? As I prepared mine just now I was gratified to learn that the packet that contained the rocket salad proudly carried the logo telling me that the contents had been “honestly grown”. In this modern day, with the FBI, Interpol, European arrest warrants and the like, it is shocking to note that there are still those outlaw salad growers un-jailed who openly flout rules, live outside the law and contemplate growing their rocket salad by dishonest means. Build a wall, I say…